I like the Golden Globes because toward the end everyone is so plastered that they are speaking the language that only drunk people can speak or understand and they’re up on stage like BLEEP BLEEP BLOOP BLEEP and everyone in the audience is like YESSSS, PREACH TO MY SOOOOOUL and the rest of us are like …what.
A couple discovered a huge python hitching a ride in their car. The slithery squatter sneaked underneath the bonnet of Marlene Swart and Leon Swanepoel’s car while they were on holiday at the Kruger National Park in South Africa. They were on the look-out for lions when the five-metre python shot out of the grass and disappeared under their car. When the snake failed to reappear Marlene and Leon were forced to endure a three-mile journey knowing the python was somewhere inside their vehicle before arriving at the nearest lookout point.